1900 - Diary of the siege of Mafeking by Edward Ross
Thursday, 12 April
Everybody this morning mooching round asking the one question, "Have they found the big gun?’’, only to receive the reply, "No she cannot be spotted yet.” Conjectures by the dozens. Nothing worth repeating.
Expect she will go off from some unseen quarter presently, and some one will be caught.
Message received today from Her Majesty saying she is "anxiously watching us”. If she would only send us some bread she need not be so anxious.
Message also received from Lord Roberts saying the relief column is coming on as quick as possible.
We hear that Lord Methuen, on the road to relieve us, has met with a reverse at Fourteen Streams, only native rumour, so we do not know yet quite what to believe. If he is still the other side of the Vaal, what price us poor devils? Mafeking, the first besieged and absolutely the last to receive help, although the smallest-garrisoned and worst-armed place of the lot.
This is B.P.’s latest effusion as a poet.
What is the gun
That makes them run When they hear the warning bell,
You may bet your boots Its the gun that shoots The high velocity shell.